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skills & superpowers

I’ve learned some amazing work skills out here, but I thought I’d list some of the newly found skills and superpowers I probably should not put on my CV:

1. Child and donkey dodging driving techniques (98% proficiency level…)

2. Auditory differentiation between celebratory and non-celebratory gunfire

3. Proficient at squat toilet utilization in complete darkness (paper and water approaches)

4. Advanced hand-gesture communication methodology, including appropriate laughter interjections

5. Identification of up to seven (7) militia / rebel types by outfits, uniforms and swagger

6. Production of sesame based beer products

7. ‘Novice’ level badminton skills

8. Man-hand-holding in public places

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